GALACTIC GULP: ALIEN FRUIT JUICE EXPOSED!

Zorp's Zesty Treat from the Uncharted Reaches of space has become the hottest craze on Earth! But is it safe? This delicious concoction, made from alien fruits and unfamiliar plants, has taken the world by storm. Should you avoid it at all costs? Speculation runs rampant about the effects of this mystifying juice. It is said it grants superhuman